Crossing the street in New York keeps old people young - if they make it. - Andy Rooney
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. - George Burns
The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball
I don't think I'll ever lice to be a hundred. I've been fifty for twenty years now. - Helen Ksypka
I refuse to admit that I am more then fifty-two, even it that does make my sons illegitimate. - Nancy Astor
Push-ups, sit-ups, run in place. each night I keep a grueling pace. With bleak results, I must divulge- I've lost the battle of the bulge. - Charles Ghigna
Not sure I get some of these, but I posted them anyway. enjoy












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