Tag: funny
group name: berfofanation
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October 07, 2008 02:30 PM EDT --
The Blonde Cop Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first Trooper pulled over quickly.
The rookie Trooper pulled . . . more
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October 07, 2008 02:21 PM EDT --
Two babies were sat in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other,
"Are you a little girl or a little boy?"
"I don't know," replied the other baby giggling.
"What . . . more
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October 01, 2008 10:05 AM EDT --
Yes, Lola. Interesting name. Interesting gal. Yes, it seems that only after 4 months of wonderful blissful marriage to the man of my dreams......I have been replaced. It just came . . . more
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September 05, 2008 12:01 AM EDT --
1. Flowers fix everything.
2. You never have to worry about other people's feelings.
3. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
4. Three pair of shoes are more than enough. . . . more
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October 06, 2008 09:23 PM EDT --
Ever noticed, how many excuses there are for a so called sale? Some of these are not so easy, but always fun. I started collecting "sales" a few years ago. . . . more
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June 11, 2008 05:57 PM EDT --
My grandparents were having their 60th wedding anniversay and I made them a scrapbook as a present. Here are some photos of the kids I took for them,sometimes you forget how fun they are! . . . more
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October 19, 2007 11:25 AM EDT --
My old guy, the brown stripedy one with lots of white too, was having some health issues the past few days. He was not using the litter pan to urinate and I could actually see blood in his urine . . . more
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October 24, 2007 08:52 AM EDT --
You have to understand that I sing, when stressed, when trying to make a point to my kids, if they say something that has a true catchy tune or can fit into a catchy tune, I will sing it.
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April 03, 2008 06:09 AM EDT --
I slid the glass door open and called, "Hey, anybody here?"
"No one but us old farts!" Jack replied. "C'mon in, get a drink."
That's how our . . . more
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October 03, 2008 07:13 PM EDT --
Check out what I just found on Youtube...
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September 15, 2008 09:48 PM EDT --
What Religion is
Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a . . . more
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September 30, 2008 08:49 PM EDT --
Why is it you have never seen these two people, together ?
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October 23, 2007 06:51 PM EDT --
It was 11:50 p.m. on the evening of October 23rd, 2007. And so my comedy of errors was to begin.
I knew the dog needed to go for his last walk of the day and I was bundled to the gills. . . . more
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January 29, 2008 12:59 PM EST --
Examples of creativity provided by a 6th grade class during history tests:
1. The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the 1564, supposedly on his birthday. . . . more
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May 16, 2008 02:55 PM EDT --
I was just hopping around the web today and found this funny pictures! Thought I would share! All came from Bored.com haha i guess i had nothing better to do!
http://www.bored.com/billboards/index.php . . . more
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October 07, 2008 10:04 AM EDT --
Why is a parkway called "A place to drive?"
Why is a driveway called "A place to park?"
Why is a
Why are shrimp called "Jumbo shrimp?"
Please add . . . more
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October 05, 2008 12:52 PM EDT --
I went to see the movie last night. It was a spoof on the anti-American rhetoric in this country and how it's nothing new.
It happened during WWII and of course the sixties. . . . more
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October 06, 2008 12:01 AM EDT --
It's October, 2008. Do you know where your Pet Rock is? I think mine died, but I’m not sure. Even alive, Rolph wasn’t much of a conversationalist.
It’s been twenty years since I heard . . . more
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October 06, 2008 02:26 PM EDT --
I am a nurse so I found this very funny. I think even those not in the nursing profession will see the humor in it.
A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally
exhausted after an . . . more
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September 28, 2008 11:14 AM EDT --
OK - no I did not stay up to watch this. But when I heard the skit out I had to find it. OMG it is helarious!!! My kids were coming up to me trying to figure out why I was cracking up . . . more
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